Okay, so I tried to phrase it in a more scientific way… but, for real, guys, and gals who are into it too, boobs or booties?
Let me give my arguments
There is a criteria I just made up to help me explain why I prefer one more than the other: location and proximity, look and use, and nature.
Location and Proximity
The location of boobs, just right below beautiful eyes and amazing smiles puts it at a prime position. Then, just under the boobs, a toned stummy, that scores huge. Plus, underboob, sideboob, and cleavage, all look badass.
The location of the glutes is a weak location, honestly. Okay so dimples in the lower back is hot but no one gets off to hamstrings… plus… um… not sure the best way to word this but… that’s the closest place where taking a shit happens… I, for one, am NOT a fan of having poop-dick, especially someone else’s poop, on my dick… so anything near or around the hole where human excrement is ejected from… nasty. If you do, you’re just some disgusting desperate sick f*ck.
For all the reasons above, boobs win in this category.
Look and use
I kinda dabed on the look a little bit already but I’ll ad some more. The look of hard nipples and piercings through a thin or wet shirt with some cleavage and or side/underboob is killer. Or even some slight exposed areola… damn, that’s crazy hot. Now, the use is awesome too. All sorts of sexual uses on top of perfectly natural and beautiful uses depending on the context of the situation. But to be more specific, titjobs are the coolest thing since the invention of sliced bread. If you don’t know what they are… you need to findout asap lol.
The look and use of the glutes can be similar but, again, there are the key issues still, for me. Some plump athletic cheeks in a thong or booty shorts is pretty cool… but that’s the extent. The problem is, most women in America… are obese, and the cellulite naturally builds up around there… poor diets and lack of exercise lead to this. But there are so many pathetic, desperate dudes, they will praise this unhealthy look… because… well, they have low standards really. So instead of getting their ass in shape, they just milk these desperate dudes and keep their flabby cellulite…
The use can be somewhat similar to boobs, but… its close to their butthole, where shit comes out of… some dudes like to literally “eat ass” which is horribly disgusting. They are so desperate for a women and lack any self respect or dignity, they are literally willing to eat someoen else’s shit particles…
So, with all that said, boobs, again, comes away with the win.
Natural
When it comes to nature and human instinct, boobs take the cake. Plump boobs are naturally attractive. It is a instinctively sexually attractive to promote procreation with a healthy gene pool and with a female that appears to be able to nurse the young. Dark nipples are naturally more attractive because it instinctively helps the young nurse more efficiently. Hence why everyone wants perky fake tits for all sorts of reasons. And don’t give me that “objectifying women” bullshit… its women who get fake tits and show them off everywhere…stfu with that.
Large cellulite flabby glutes can be a natural sign of being unhealthy and inability to care for the young down to road due to health complications like diabetes and heart disease. Plus, this large ass phenomenon only seems to appear in cultures that are wealthy and in a time of relative peace. When it comes to cultures that fight to survive, this is not something they find attractive; the natural attraction. Some loser guys will say “well I need more Cushing for the pushing” lol stfu 80% of men have a 7″ dick or shorter… odds are, no you don’t lol
Through the lense of nature, boobs win again.
So, for all the reasons above, tits are it.
What do you think?
ME AF 